Thursday, March 26, 2009

Gotta eat a buffet--what do i do?

Im really thin. I cant eat unless im hungry. My aunt invited my family to a buffet in 1/2 and hour. theyre gonna get mad if i dont eat. Not eating isnt an option. HELP ME!



eat small portions. if you are nibbling and talking they may not notice. a simple, "i don't eat a lot at one sitting -- i nibble throughout the day" should suffice.




It really helps to smoke the drug marijuana before eating. This increases the appetite and makes the food usually taste delicious. Highly recommended.




eat salad there. It shouldnt be too filling. also, do a lot of talking. this should keep your aunts mind off of you eating.




Just say No.




spread stuff out on your plate and eat slow so it appears like you are eating

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